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DOVE EXTRAVAGANZA IN
ARGENTINA
By: Ron Wilson
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The crew with a mess of Dove's |
December 15, 2007.... During a Safari
Club Fundraiser, Mike Monschein asked me if I would like to go hunting
doves in
Argentina, I jumped at the chance to go and we just recently
returned from some fantastic hunting there.
Mike had made all the arrangement through
Continental Airlines for his father Frank, Ken Nichols, Frank’s
good friend and Gin player and me. Frank and Ken played gin all the way
over, they played cards in the suburban on the way to the airport, on
the plane, in the airport, in the hotels unless they were busy shopping
or hunting.
We arrived in
Buenos Aires and after settling in it was shopping time. Mike and
I hit the streets while Frank and Ken went to a soccer game. Now leaving
Mike and me alone is like letting the blind lead the blind and by the
time Ken found us in a bar we had consumed a half bottle of Patron and
Mike was on a roll and a few drinks later we had ¾ of it gone and
decided we needed another walkabout. Not sure where we went but we
covered a lot of territory before we came back to the hotel bar and
finished off the bottle and called it a night.
I bet Ken thought Mike had set him up
with a drunken fool for a roommate. He was right about the fool part. I
had to arise to the occasion and be sociable as Mike needed drinking
company and he didn’t even have to twist my arm. Anyway Ken and I had
hunted doves locally so we kind of knew each other so things went pretty
well.
The next day was walking and shopping and
walking some more. With a town of 3 million people and 1 million
visitors a day there were always lots of friendly people on the streets,
I just wish I knew Spanish a lot better as all I picked up was parts of
conversations whether it was other peoples or someone trying to talk to
me. Ken and Frank shopped for shoes while Mike and I just shopped
looking for wallets, belts or something for his gals.
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We got a taxi and went to an area of
Buenos Aires where Frank had taken his wife many years ago where
he had first seen the Tango Dance and the building where it had
originated from with daily shows. Frank said the area was pretty well
preserved as he had remembered it. I got a shot of Mike with a couple of
the tango girls that were on the street. Not sure but one of them looked
old enough to be an original.
Frank was kidding us on the plane all the
way over to
Buenos Aires that we would be taking Tango Lessons and that
evening we went to the Gala Tango downtown where Tango Lessons, Gourmet
Dinner, Dance Tango and Folklore Show was held. Ken got a picture and a
step or two doing the tango and Frank tried his hand at it but when he
came back to the table he complained that all she wanted to do was lead
when he had wanted to take the lead. Needless to say we gave Frank a
ribbing about that.
You put a few friends together and its
like open season if you have a punch line at one of your buddies you
toss it and see if the rest of the guys laugh or not and Frank threw his
share of jabs along with the rest of us.
The dinner was costly in perspective but
when you add the dancing, music and showmanship that was presented it
was worth every penny, in fact if we had had time we would of went back
and saw the show again as it was that good.
There was not to many options that we
found for the guys to see or do in
Buenos Aires but for the women its shopping heaven. We boarded
our plane the next day for a flight to
Cordoba. Now the people in
Cordoba don’t like the people in
Buenos Aires because they get most of the tax dollars for their
city and the people of
Cordoba are short changed as far as they are concerned.
We were picked up by
Santa Rosa Hunt representative Maria Marcela Riera an interpreter
that owner Adriano Acosta hired so that she could translate our needs to
him and vice a versa. We arrived that afternoon with a lunch sitting on
the table. After eating we still had time for a little evening hunting.
We loaded up and headed to a field that
had literally thousands and thousands of doves in it. The four of us
lined up along a hedgerow of trees and the shooting began. My bird boy
had a hard time just dropping shells in my front pocket to keep me
supplied with ammo.
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Talk about tough shooting, a storm was
coming in and the 15 to 30 mile an hour breeze that was blowing made it
tricky shooting. Every time you started following a bird for a shot you
would have 2 or 3 fly threw your vision of fire at different angles and
it was tough to concentrate on a single bird because there were so many
going every direction. In just a couple hours we had shot a case of
shells apiece. I don’t know who loaded them but every now and then one
would have several more grains of powder than the other and it would
kick the heck out of you. The 12 gauge I was shooting had me flinching
by the time I was on the last box. The wind started swirling and Frank
hollered at me to get the hell out of here. Straight and to the point I
thought I was getting tired of the gun pounding me anyway so I handed my
gun to my bird boy and we called it an evening.
The next morning after a good breakfast
we arrived at a different field a little after 8 a.m. The rain storm the
night before seemed to cause the birds to not fly as well compared to
the fantastic flight we had the night before. The shooting was steady
but it seemed like a slow morning for birds after the first evenings
hunt, but to my surprise by noon the cases were empty and Mike had
killed about 400 birds, Ken over 200 and I have no idea how many Frank
and I shot and I didn’t even care.
I got a kick as one of the bird boys came
by me and saw my bird boy empty a box of shells in my front shirt
pocket. (I was now shooting a 20 gauge as the 12 had malfunctioned). He
called him a coyote. Since he was loading Franks gun for him. I chuckled
as all I wanted was shells when I needed them and water when I needed a
drink. My bird boy was real good about keeping me supplied with ammo and
about stopping me every so often and handing me a bottle of water so I
didn’t get dehydrated and get a heat stroke as it was hot as hell to me.
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Dove's everywhere you looked! |
Back for lunch at noon a shower and
siesta and then back to the field for more shooting. We traveled to yet
another field, this time we drove threw a corn field, crawled threw a
fence and Adriano had us set up for shooting for our style, right in our
face overhead. We crowded together maybe 20 yards apart and made a game
out of the shooting. The goal was to drop the doves in a 5 foot ditch in
front of us or as close to the hunter on either side of you, preferable
feathers in the face.
On one occasion I shot one and Mike
almost caught it and on another it was falling toward him and at 10 feet
he shot it dead center blowing head and wings in 3 different directions.
Closest hit was right at Ken's feet on the bounce.
We had a ball and in just a couple hours
we were out of shells and the bird boys brought us some more ammo which
was quickly shot up so we called it an early evening. Adriano picked up
a gun and some shells and showed us some of his shooting skills. He
could hold his own when it came to shooting doves.
Day three we went out and it was slow to
start but just kept getting better and better and by 11 a.m. we were
done. Adriano had said we would be taking pictures of all the birds that
morning but he had left them in sacks at home so we piled up about 1/15
of what we shot that morning and took pictures in the field for show and
tell.
We had enough shooting and killing so
after a shower and some lunch and settling our $1400 shell and gun
bills, except for Mike’s which was higher. We then headed back to
Cordoba and the Windsor Hotel and Towers, a great place to spend
the night before we left to go home the next morning.
Ken was now in hog heaven where he could
finish up his shopping for grandkids, himself, etc. Mike went to bed
early while Ken, Frank, Maria and I went for a walkabout and a good
place to eat dinner. We found a good place but they didn’t take credit
cards so Frank said to hell with them even though we had cash money.
We went to another place but there was no
ambiance there according to Frank, he told me he would show us a place
that is just right with the ambiance he wanted. Well with the help of
Maria and a taxi cab we ended up just where Frank wanted a nice steak
house with class.
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The Alcorta was just the right spot where
steak, wine, and excellent service was perfect and the area had the
ambience that Frank sought. The dinner for 4 plus drinks was under $100.
Things were a lot cheaper in
Cordoba and if I had it all to do over again, I would fly from
the states straight to
Cordoba for a couple days walkabout and shopping, hunt for a
couple days then fly back to
Buenos Aires to stay a night then fly back home. That way you
would have some of the flying time already done and make the long trip
home a few hours shorter/
How did Frank and Ken come out on their
Gin game. Well after many hours of playing they ended up dead even just
before we landed at SFO. The duo is pretty well equal when it comes to
the
card game and they enjoy that as much as golf I think.
For the several local guys that backed
out of going on this trip, all I can say is you missed one hell of a
good time with lots of great camaraderie had by all.
Look up
www.huntingargentina.com.ar for more information about year
round dove hunting in
Argentina.
The birds are considered a pest there! |